What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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