seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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