I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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