so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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