I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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