You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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