no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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