I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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