One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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