where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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