Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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