ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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