I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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