Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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