haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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