just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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