have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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