I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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