Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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