She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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