My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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