You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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