Non-Jews are for practice
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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