I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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