Heybabeimwearingurpanties
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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