i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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