We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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