and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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