you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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