he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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