Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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