Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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