She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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