Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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