yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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