That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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