Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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