oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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