yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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