I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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