Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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