Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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