I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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