When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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