girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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