dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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