DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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