My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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