Come see our sink grown plant.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
There r osticjed everywhere
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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