totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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