Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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