Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
