my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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